Everyesterday

Everyesterday: the day before Ereyesterday

Me: Remember when we met up
Friend: yeah, wasn’t that Everyesterday

Bettie

Bettie is a word to define 'Best friend' 'Bestie' and if you're lucky you can put a number a number after it

Hi bettie 1! Hi Bettie 0! want to call today? cc rn sry

evermorrow

Evermorrow: the day after overmorrow

Friend: Omg I got tickets to see Taylor swift, the concerts evermorrow
Me: Omg yes that sounds so fun