Ligma

Ligma was a disease that was created by the US government with the sole purpose of cleaning our earth of the virgin blemish known only as fortnite streamers. Signs of infection include, but are not limited to, blue hair, loss of vulgar language, and sheer obnoxiousness.

“Wow, did you hear Ninja died of ligma?”
“Yea good riddens”

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Obama

The one true savior, a god amung men. He led humanity into its golden age by destroying their economy, which led to humanity’s greatest accomplishment: Obamacare. Only men with true culture can follow his teachings to their fullest, as the weaklings disintegrate when touching the Obambible, our holy scripture. He may have ruined America, but he has led our people to true peak human evolution.

“Oh **** I stumped my toe!”

“Let us prey to our holy lord for salvation”
“Yes, lets”
*chanting*
“Obama Obama give us our daily bread”
“Lead us from temptation and to your precious Obamacare”
*speaking normally again*
“Oh wow do you hear that in the walls?”

*puts war against wall*
*chuckles* “YOU MEAN THE CHAOS EMRALDS?”

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