Used to describe a really attractive girl. Based of the hockey definition for the region between the goalie's legs, implying that the woman is so hot that you would consider having anal sex (or regular sex) with her if possible.
Holy crap, did you see how good Mandy looked today?! Frickin' five-hole!
Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.
Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?
Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!
When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.
Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!
A term for a very large dildo.
Barry: Do you have any idea why Mary is so happy these past few days?
Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!
When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.
Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"
An alternate term for a homosexual male.
John: Hey Paul, did you hear that Ricky Martin said he was gay the other day?
Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!
A person who is half-man, half-lesbian.
Holy crap, that person looks like a man, but is actually a lesbian. Lo and behold, for it is the manbien!