cobb

To cause young children to cry by taking away something they value.

Peter thought he was so tough because he cobbed the children by stealing their sodas.

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Roved

To be unwittingly screwed over by a Machiavellian fat albino or similar character.

He totally roved that teacher by publishing photoshopped pictures of the teacher with a goat.

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PoP

Short for Pawn of Putin.

Florida is filled with PoPs who will believe anything to justify voting for Trump.

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DMW

Short for Dead Man Walking. Someone about to be fired or indicted.

As Karl walked down the hallway, all the staff commented on the shiny skin of the albino DMW.

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bi-asian

A bi-sexual with a preference for asian partners. Sometimes referred to as a rice eater.

Ron loved attending UCLA because he is such a bi-asian.

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franken

(v) To cast light upon the abuse of power and find humor even in heinous times.
(n) a person of small size but infinite humor.

Despite the turdblossom's constant bullying on the playground, little Mikey was able to franken the situation by explaining to the other kids that the bully was overcompensating for having a small penis.

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Scalia

(a) A voyeur or someone that does not believe that anyone has a right to privacy.
(b) A belief that one's high position insulates oneself from charges of unethical conduct.

Tom is such a scalia when he is near the girl's bathroom.

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