Rigby

A fat slut

This gay prick is clingy as fuck and smells a bit funny, not in a bad way or in a good way- she just smells funny. She isn’t funny, women aren’t funny. She never washes her hair for some reason, and she never does any work but manages to get good grades.

Rigby, where did you hide my satsumas?

Harrison

A Harrison is a special thing. He’s very sensitive and caring and very emotional, but he doesn’t let people know. He doesn’t often let people see the real him, but the tough face he puts on. He is very dedicated and determined, and once he loves you he won’t let you get away. He keeps his cards close to his chest and has a regrettable past. Don’t underestimate how much he’s been through. Although he’s had a pretty crap time, he’s pulled himself up and has aimed high. He means everything he says.

Person: “oh no I’ve broken my leg!”
Harrison: “ok6926397544”
Problem solved !