Anal Leakage

When you've just had a really wet shit, and shit-juice starts leaking down your leg

"Hey Jimmy what's on your leg?"
"Just some anal leakage"

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After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"