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Esskeetit

The overused word and song by the well known ignorant sound cloud mumbler, Lil Pump. Nationwide News reports Lil Pump suffers a severe addiction when it cums to esskeetit and using it all over his face, even sometimes causing choking or swallowing on the word.

Guy: Hey Lil Pump, I know you want to suck my somewhat average sized cock and taste it’s bland cream filling.

Lil Pump: Esskeetit!!

Or

White guy: From the window, To the wall.

‘Til Lil Pump sucks on yo’ balls,
Ohhh, Yes my dick is small.
Lil Pump: Ehhh Skeet skeet skeettit motha fucka
Ehhh Skeet skeet skeettit..

by LazerJazer May 31, 2018

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Dickuddle

(dik-cudd-le) n; When you and your significant other just had sex or are currently naked and (typically) the female is lying on top of the mans big, hard dick (still) inside of you while cuddling.

Ex: Golly Oh Gee sweetheart, dickuddlez are always such a gosh darn delight right after you and I fuck for hours. I could be inside you all day, every day. Especially if we get to dikuddle after too.

by LazerJazer January 20, 2016