Abandon Shit!

The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.

Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.

Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!

Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?

Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!

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