Frienmistry

n. The friendly (positive) relationship chemistry between 2 or more people.

Ricky and Megan have only just met, but they displayed great frienmistry and really hit it off!

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Jacob's Law

The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.

Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."

Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."

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mexitruck

Mexitruck (noun):

A road vehicle (usu. a pick-up truck in grave disrepair) over filled with junk and/or working equipment (ladders, lawnmowers, buckets) that has the passenger area crammed with more people (most often of mexican decent, hence the name) than the vehicle can safely accomodate. Almost always driven at a speed of 10 miles per hour LESS than the speed limit.

"I was late because I got stuck behind a mexitruck on its way to the 'Illegals Who Landscape' convention"

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