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Breasts with very long nipples.
"The majority of men fed with dick tats as infants are said to grow to be homosexuals."
"Feeding my baby why my dick tats taught them how to use straws at the same time."
11π 3π
Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.
"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"
56π 11π
a hand job or masturbation while immersed in water or w/ a lot of lube handy.
"With porn, Slickin' the Sea Serpent is a man's number one pass time."
23π 4π
a person that likes giving oral service to a woman
"That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."
12π 19π
Iron Man's sexual play name. Is believed to have been his prior choice in name, before being taunted at a crime scene.
Saved woman:"Thank you for saving me, um..."
Iron Man: "You can just call me Fe-Male."
Confused crowd: "What did he just say-- Hahahaha!"
Fe-Male will keep this world safe!
42π 15π
Sea Foam the drool of the giver of a BJ. Responsible for the myths relating seamen and sperm to rabies.
"Don't let her in the house, she'll get sea foam all over the carpet!"
27π 9π
masturbation and various other fun you have with your dick
"Pee Wee Herman loved Pickle Play even in public."
28π 8π