scrape the bird

Similar to "Choke Your Chicken". Scrape the Bird is to masturbate without any lube.

I was so turned on, I had to go home and scrape the bird.

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Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?

Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)