encaralhado

portuguese word for being heavly embarassed, feeling a like a dick (see caralho).

Last night i went to a party and i vomited over a hot bitch. I felt so encaralhado.

(portuguese: Ontem á noite fui a uma festa e vomitei para cima de uma cabra bem boa. Senti-me tão encaralhado).

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vadjassa

Portuguese word that combines vagina and conassa. It captures the organic essence of vagina with the crude meaning of conassa

I want to eat her vadjassa

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iBattle

When two people disagree about something and both start googling about it using each one´s iPhone.

Guy1: "you´re wrong"
Guy2: "i can prove you!" (and starts using his iPhone)
Guy1: "iBattle!!" (and pop´s out his iPhone)

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silli season

When most of your female friends do breast implants.

Guy1: Have you saw Elaine recently? She looks like she´s got her boobs inflated!
Guy2: Silli season.

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car jerking

The act of mastrubte while you are in the middled of a traffic jam.

This mornig the traffic was like hell Everyone was looking at me when i started my third car jerking!

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conassa

A portuguese street designation for a very good vagina.

That bitch has a serious conassa.

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Fellation

A relation based on oral sex.

Me and Elaine started or felatio sessions two weeks ago. Guess we´re having a fellation.

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