Ethan

A creepy ass queer who enjoys to stare into your eyes when you aren't looking, trying to be stealthy. He is deeply devoted to you even if you show no interest. He will even threaten to beat up your boyfriend because he is jealous. He rarely showers, and wears the same clothes every single day. He has worn the same hat for 7 years straight and resembles Tarzan. He enjoys keeping food on his pants to save for later when he's hungry and wears really tight skinny jeans, trying to look sexy. He is overall a creepy, greasy,horny, stalker.

~Omg Ethan is staring at me again....
-Well tell him to stop!
~No! He'll go into some psychotic stalker fury and kill me and my family!!

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