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Facial hair right beneath your bottom lip.
Marcel's "Soulpatch" is now called a rimscrubber, as it did the job of scrubbing his girls rim when he went down on her.
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to cum on a stuffed animal of a girlfriend
I was makin sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and cummed on her stuffed paddington bear. Hence, Peek a boo paddington!
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Some dude was passed out on my couch so I dustbowl'd him. He awoke with breath reminiscent of beef stew.
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