Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

Shitty-Nine

Like 69’ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.

Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.