Viewtyful

Viewtyful is when when someone who owns an LG cell phone, and refers to everything being 'Viewtyful' instead of saying beautiful.

Linda: OMG I just lvoe the scenery.

Rhonda: Yeah, its Viewtyful.

Linda: I agree.

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Fritzel Baby

A Fritzel Baby is someone who seems to have been kept in a cage for years, a real buzz kill kind of person, or someone with no sense of enjoyment, and cant recognise new bands or songs or famous people, or government officials, or doesnt even know what hit shows are on tv.

Michael: Yeah I love rock music.

S: Cool, so do you like Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine or Metallica?

Michael: Eh, who are they, I never heard of them, but I like Dragon Force.

S: Youre such a Fritzel Baby.



Eric: Hey Michael do you even know who the president of the USA is?

Michael: Yeah its Russel Brand, he's my hero.

Eric: Fuckin Fritzel Baby.

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Alphabet rating

Alphabet rating is a discreet way of rating people of the opposite sex.

In the Alphabet rating, an 'A' rating is the highest and this is 26 out of 26, with 'Z' being the worst (1 out of 26)

Mike: That chick was totally a 'D'

Steve: No way man, she had epic boobs,toattly a 'B'

Mike: True dat, Brah.



Steph: OMG Bryson is totally an 'A', he's perfect and apparently great in bed.

Denise: Yeah great in bed if your name is Jimmy, Bryson is extremly gay, hot, but gay, id only give him a 'K'

Steph: No way, I dont not what to believe anymore.

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i-Pellet

Any smart phone or device connected to the internet (that has social media apps and games) used as a means to get your conditioned reward; your digital buzz; your electronic fix.

Let me see on my i-pellet what time it is...ooo!!! look a new e-mail! And new messages!

Tubber

A tubber is predominately a fat person, or a male with man boobs, also can be someone who eats a lot.

Mike: OMG Dave is such a Tubber.

Steve: Yeah totally that guy has serious moobs.

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Sweah

Sweah, (Sweat) Pronouced (Swe-eh)
means super awesome, or cool.

S: Dude I totally strawberry shortcaked this chick last night.

E: Sweah

Table cloth

A Table cloth is a piece of material which is used to cover and protect the table.

Mike: Hey Jimmy I got a new table.

Jimmy: Cool, you should totally get a table cloth for it.

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