Flamin' Amazon

You're givin her the gristle, and right as you're about to twerk up in her jungle of love, you whip out your Zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, and extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.

"Yo Miss Crab-Bush is slammin. I wouldn't mind gettin in those grits and givin her the flamin' amazon for Valentine's Day."

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