Parle

Another word for real. The word can be seen in the popular mass produced Indian biscuit brand ‘Parle-g’. Interestingly enough, the letter ‘g’ is short for glucose. This would indicate that you will be consuming real glucose.

Person 1: “hey have you tried gluco cookie, they taste really good”

Person 2: “Nah, you gotta try Parle-g. Gluco has fake glucose and is not good for you and is not as good as Parle-g, which contains real glucose and reel sugar and is good for you and better than gluco, which isn’t good for you and something you should avoid at all costs”

Person 1 “thank you, you are right, I can’t believe I was so misinformed. You are the best.”