Battism

The uncontrollable urge to beat someone with a baseball bat at random

Guy 1: Hey dude, I think I have Battism
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I just randomly beat up my friend yesterday with a baseball bat.

Sudsy

Slang for wanting to fuck an Among Us character

Guy 1: Dude, i’m sooo sudsy
Guy 2: Dude what the fuck-

All Known Laws of Aviation

The law of physics that says a bee shouldn’t be able to fly

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.