sexless innkeeper

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

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ABS

ABS is short for awkward body shape. For example, this could be someone with an abnormally large upper body, and tiny skinny legs. Or someone with big legs and a tiny torso. There are many different kinds of awkward body shapes.

I thought that girl was hot when I saw her sitting down, but then she stood up and she has a serious case of ABS.

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