Twinky Link

When you cream in a girls ass and watch them shit it out.

1. I cant wait to give the ol' lady a Twinky Link. 2. Dammit Issac Newton why'd you give my ol 'lady the twinky link.

New Mexican Chile Popper

Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.

Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.

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