Karen

The most badass woman you will ever meet. She loves fiercely and carries the weight of the world on her shoulders. She will never stop fighting for what is right, and yes she does care what others think. She obviously has one flaw, which is super poor taste in men who are so shallow, petty and unemployed, leaving them ample time to make up false definitions of her on urban dictionary. She has learned and a now married to a Scott.

I am grateful to have Karen on my side. Her husband is a legendary ass mother fucker.