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Ninja Queef

When you queef, ninja stars are protected out of your vagina killing everything in immediate sight.

Holy fuck, I just killed Charlie Sheen with my Ninja Queef.

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011

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Crusty Kumquat

When you have a cyst on your penis. It may ooze out orange puss.

Ugh, I have a crusty kumquat!

by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011