Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."
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A term for drooling mouthbreathers to use and think that their shitty memes are funny.
"Hey, can I get a uhhhh.... BONELESS PIZZA? Hahaha, I'm dying alone...."
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Darkness so dark that your flashlight will probably explode, and THAT won't even give off any light.
"This isn't your average everyday darkness, this is....ADVANCED Darkness!"
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