Junknet

The webbing found in swim trunks that keeps your junk from flopping out and scaring kids.

"Look at the weird patterns on his sack! His junknet must be too tight!" ~Oscar Wilde

"Last time I wore shorts without a junknet, I was kicked out of Darien Lake and was asked never to return." ~Gary Busey

"His entire wardrobe is made of nothing but junknet! Even his fucking shirts!" ~David Bowie on Freddie Mercury

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