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This is said to be performed by having your friend place both his palms on your hands, then performing a double facepalm. It takes practice and careful coordination to perform properly.
Not much else is known about the elusive quadruple facepalm, other than it killed it's creator: Hans Garfludeldorf (the same man who once constructed an entire castle out of duct-tape). He attempted to perform the quadruple facepalm without the aid of another person; he died from blunt trauma to the face. Since then, few have dared attempt the quadruple facepalm by themselves for fear of their lives.
Me and my friend saw this guy I know run up to an officer, stoned out of his mind and naked, and punch him in the face while screaming, "I wanna have your babies!". My friend and I performed the Quadruple Facepalm, because the guy failed so epically at life.
This is a defensive procedure that often does not work on it's own. Often performed when being choked in a movie. The victim forces their palm into their assailant's face, to try and remove them from their throat. If this happens to you within the first 15 minutes of a movie, you will die: end of story.
Two guys watching a horror movie:
Guy #1: Oh, that guy's dead.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: We just started the movie, he's being choked, and he's resorting to the Fightpalm; I give him less than a minute left to live.