The Batman Tumor Is Someone who believes Batman is the best superhero and wishes kill anyone who thinks otherwise and if they are superman fan bless their hearts because soon they won't have one
Dad: hey son I was thinking we could go see that "new" movie.
Son: What Movie Is It?
Dad: Oh Well I know your like superheros so I thought we should go see the "new" movie called "Man Of Steel"
"2 hours later"
News repoter: Breaking News!!! Single Father of 2 Found Brutally Murdered In His Own Home.
As You Can See The Son Clearly Suffered From The Batman Tumor.
Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
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I'm here to save a man who was last seen here in the urban directory and last heard when they sent an sos called "help" I'll report in if I find anything thing Bravo Out-
Report #1: I've yet to spot anyone or anything + There are so many words I'm loosing my mind. I'm gonna go check out the lego isle Bravo Out
Report #2: IVE FOUND SOMETHING not much but... Its just an empty water bottle I'm Getting Close Bravo Out
Report #3: i i Found him he's just a pile of bones i can't believe it.... Jesus
Report #4: this is my 3rd time calling pickup team i don't know why there not responding. I'm running low on water if they don't pick up soon I'm gonna have to send out a SOS so somebody can rescue me .. Jesus Christ. Bravo Out
-END OF MESSAGE-
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you are a very special person i want you to accept this word and add a word to the urban dictionary called "deadboneman" and then when someone accepts your word I'll find your word rince and repeat i wrote this at " 8:22pm,Sunday,June 20th and if I don't find the word within 5 days. I wrote this word for no reason
Are You Up For The Task?
HEY YOU THE PERSON WHOS READING THIS
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Pornhub oh how you've fallen in one night you had over 6 million videos but then exactly at April 3rd 2:30am you deleted 5 million videos in the span of 2 minutes all because some creedy corporation ratted you out about your actual rape underage porn copyrighted movies and content reposted thousands of times. Millions of people were forced to fondle them selves in google images and other (w e b s i t e s). eventually all that illegal stuff will come back tho. but it will never be the same.
Me: Man I Cant Wait To Jerk Off To My Favorite PornHub Video
*Goes Incognito mode*
*Types In PornHub*
*Clicks On PornHub*
*PornHub: Search 1,000,036 videos...*
*Types In Video Name: Video Dosent Show*
Me: wait no no,no,no No No NO NOOOO (lets out a Darth Vader noooooo)
Me: I guess this is The Death Of PornHub.
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the unorganized word of "sexy" commonly said by 6-11 year olds.
7 year old: hey i leard about xsye today
friend -1: What?
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