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difk

You spelt dick wrong

some dood: ur such a difk

by Legoiswatchingyou December 2, 2021


Subway sexists

Such a holy song

Subway sexists is so holy

I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nudesender
You know that i be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist i could go skating
Between thick tighs i am suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocks
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know im fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my juul
I dont actually smoke
Butt i make your bitch choke
Once i give someone i stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know im dropping fire
You can sing my song in the quire
They fall me quacmire
No they dont but at least it rhymes

by Legoiswatchingyou May 10, 2021

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The drill

Dude we don’t talk about the drill here man..

sus man: yo what dose the drill mean
milkman: dude we don’t talk about the drill around these parts *fucking kills him*

by Legoiswatchingyou February 8, 2022


gorrila tag

Game filled with screaming 9 year olds

Gorrila tag.

by Legoiswatchingyou February 24, 2022


creamland

Shitty ass school milk company

Creamland is a company that makes milk. That’s all

by Legoiswatchingyou February 8, 2022