Conspiracising

The ginger Welsh version of “conspiring” used primarily for the illiterate melts. To plot or make secret plans.

Tom: *whispers* “Hannah, steal James’ money”

James: “oi stop conspiracising”

England

Stands for Engulfs Nature's Gold land as it's only ever sunny a couple of days a year when everyone is busy at work and then rains the rest of the year

"Let's have a picnic it's a beautiful day"

5 minutes later

*Drowning sandwiches and jeans stuck to your legs*

"England never fails to rain at the worst times"