spouseapedia

1) When your spouse is a wealth of information, much of it useless but sometimes entertaining.

2) When your spouse thinks he or she is a bleepin knowitall.

1) D: Did you know that the nobel prize is named after the person that invented dynamite?
M: No, did you look that up online?
D: No, Brett's a frickin Spouseapedia.

2) D: Did you get that bike after all?
M: No, Mike's such a frickin spouseapedia!

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swappin spit

Kissing... especially as far as making out. Comes from the act of exchanging saliva.
Usually only heard in guy-centric locales: locker rooms, frat houses, etc.

Yo dog, Angela started swappin spit, and before you knew it, we were all over each other.

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get head right with ball

To be in a state opposite of being an asshat. To have your mind focused properly on the task at hand. Usually attributed to baseball hitters, who need to have their head right with ball to hit it properly.

We'll see if the Mavs can do anything this year. Even though Devon Harris is a rookie, he's getting his head right with ball.

I had to turn off urban dictionary at work and get my head right with ball.

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Princess Leah

Newly Christened Princess of Norway. Two-month old Norwegian princess Leah Isadora, whose first name was inspired by Star Wars heroine Princess Leia, was christened in the royal palace chapel.

Born on April 8, 2005, Leah Isadora is the second child of Princess Maertha Louise and writer Ari Behn, and the third grandchild of King Harald and Queen Sonja.

Wow, finally we Star Wars geeks can point to a real life Princess Leah (Leia)

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Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

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emaul

To emaul a person is to send them a gazillion emails, even though all that could get done in one 3 minute phone call. It could also happen when someone just has to forward every stupid stinking chain letter "Please send this for good luck" "Somebody loves you" "Bill Gates will send you a check! I know it's true, My brother's cousin's roomate's ex boyfreind's mother-in-law's nephew works for Microsoft" Dreck.

Since Maria didn't have IM at work, she and Jen were emauling each other all day long.

If somebody emauls me one more time about my relatives that crashed in Nigeria, I'm gonna have to deep six them.

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rotcherkokov

Fake Russian word for VD. Used to make fun of people that like Russian Mail-order bribes.

Q: What's the Russian word for VD?
A: Rotcherkokov

I met this gal in Russia after browsing a mail-order bride site, but after I banged her, I got a bad case of rotcherkokov.

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