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Group of unknown sachem residents who feel the need to steal everything.
Cars, wallets, mailboxes, basketball hoops, sporting goods, shoes, grandmas ashes, nothing is safe.
Damn sachem stealers stole my child support check what the heck!
The act of eating all Arbyâs menu items.
(Ruben included)
Brendan shit himself after completing the Arbyâs gauntlet.
A Collection of the most important, gritty, physically gifted, and highly intelligent lacrosse players make up Division III lax. Schools such as Cabrini, RIT, Dickinson, Farmingdale state college, messiah university, Transylvania university, tufts, Shenandoah, Ferrum, and Salisbury are just some examples of the random eclectic organizations that make up dIII lax.
If you play D3 lax youâre probably really good.
âYo I just committed to play Division III lax at SUNY new paltzâ
You must be a great scrub!
The act of buying boba tea, preferably with a significant other, then traversing back to your place to administer backshots.
âRaymond offered to get me some boba, you know what comes after!â I GOT BACKSHOTS Nâ BOBA.
The act of shoving a lacrosse shaft up someoneâs rear end. ( usually forcefully or in a team hazing fashion). Extremely painful and cold.
âSaw Dan getting bellported. Worst bellporting since they did it to me last summer! He shit himself everywhere.â
Car that consumes human souls and converts them into life-like hamsters. It is unknown what Kia concocts in order to keep this cars from being banned from sale. Deep dark magic may be used in these vehicles. Stay far away from these evil spirits. Or else youâll be converted into a rat-like man named Kevin.
Keith was found running on a hamster wheel and drinking from a hamster bottle yesterday. Police are stumped as to what happened to him.
I think he bought a Kia soul. ( 2013 lime green 0% down 45% compound interest). And was transferred into the body of a small rodent.
The Old Dominion Athletic Conference is an athletic organization of collegiate athletics located in the Virginia area. Made up of Lynchburg, Shenandoah, Ferrum, Washington and Lee, Randolph-Macon, bridgewater, Roanoke college, hapmden sydney, guilford, averett, Virginia Wesleyan, and Randolph college.
This conference is the most stinky, trash, and garbage conference in the whole world of division III lacrosse. Nothing good comes from here.
Brendan Mike and Tommy all played in the ODAC. They were bums.