Pirate fetish

Severe attraction to pirates.

Avast! I fancy me some pirates ;) one could say I have a pirate fetish.

McRonald

Secret menu item.

Comprised of 1/4 pounder (with cheese) and pickles being sent on a one way mission to “ the dark side of the moon”.

I ordered the McRonald yesterday. Went to where the sun don’t shine. Felt good.

Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.

“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”