Fur King

Saying it fast sounds like "Fucking".

Guy 1: Hi there, Fur king.
Guy 2: Who's fucking?

Frozen Cow Juice

Texas slang for ice cream. Originated from SpongeBob SquarePants.

Meanwhile, in the ordinary lives of an Austin neighborhood.

Carrie: Yo jack, what'ya got there?
Jack: It's frozen cow juice!
Carrie: Frozen what?
Jack: Frozen cow juice, ice cream.

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Cumgratulations

Having your first orgasm.

After blowing my load, I wished myself A cumgratulations..

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Self Sex September

It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.

The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:

- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)

- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.

- You may not ejaculate

- You may not have sex in your dreams.

- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.

- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.

This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.

After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December

Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.

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Sirens

What you hear after saying nigga

Kevin: Waddup, mah nigga
Andres: Fuck you say?
(Sirens wailing)

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Litter

Everyday waste left on the ground that has not been thrown in the trash. Poor countries or places are known for excessive littering.

Man this school doesn't care one bit, there is so much litter outside.

My Percy saw heart

If you say it fast to someone it sounds like "My pussy so hot".

Person 1: Say, "My Percy saw heart".

Person 2: My pussy so hot