ruin

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex in a manner which can only be described as 'hard' or 'rough.' The more injuries sustained, the greater the degree of ruining. The word is commonly used by males describing thier sexual conquests. To merc a girl, is similar to ruining a girl, but to ruin a girl means that the hardest sex she has ever had would be the one who ruined her. Can also mean to take a girl's vaginity, but in a selfish manner.

You ruin the girl next door ... you shag your girlfriend.

Steve: Did you shag her?
Mike: She got Ruined! I merced her for hours then came in her face.
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Emma: I really wanna fuck you tonight
Steve: Standard. I'm gonna ruin you

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Awesomenessage

The biggest quantity of awesome that you can have.

Student No 1 - Dude, did you see his car there?
Student No 2 - I know, it's like, awesomenessage.
Student No 1 - Totally.

Sushi limbo

When you're really good at video games baked

man he got high as shit and pulled a sushi limbo

G&T

Noun
A way of saying "Nigga" without being jumped by every black person whithin earshot.

A synonym for "Nigga"

The phrase originated in Bristol England, allegedly to help those who invented it cover up their racism.

The full phrase is gun and trigger, which stems from the massive increase in black gun crime.
commonly abrieviated to g+t

(crowded room, mixed race occupants Jim is bleeding and has bruised knuckles)

Mark: you alright mate, what happened?
Jim: a fucking ni... G&T jumped me.
Mark: Hope you fucked him up.
Jim: Standard.

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Egypt

N. Adv. Adj.

To cause significant upset to a female's genitalia from consensual sex.

(tracey, a slim attractive young lady, waddles by a group of young men seemingly finding it difficult to walk properly)

Steve: (to his mate) I ruined that.
James: fuckin hell (laughing) how bad?
Steve: I made her Egypt

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yank

N. V.

1)American.
2)To pull violently

1) Originally used by southern americans as slang for northern americans during the american civil war. Now used by the other English speaking nationalities to mean American.

2) To exert sudden force on an object towards oneself.

Englishman: You know, I usually hate yanks but you're alright

American: No, you don't hate americans, you hate the economical and political attitude of the USA to the rest of the world.

Englishman: (surprised) Never thought of it like that...Want a pint?

American: A whole one?!?

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son: these weeds just won't come out
father: just give 'em a yank

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