Bandivities

Noun (singular: bandivity)
Bandit activities. Innocent, playful acts of merriment and mischief carried out in an urban landscape, especially at night. Alcohol may or may not be involved.

Bandit 1: Man, we really got rowdy last night.
Bandit 2: Yeah, breakdancing in the subway, singing "Stairway to Heaven" with hobos, climbing trees and shouting at pedestrians... those were some crazy bandivities.
Bandit 1: I didn't do any of that.
Bandit 2: Oh, that was just me?

Baby Precious

Noun
Someone (usually a male) who takes forever to get ready for anything and usually has no idea he's being a pain in the ass.

Mr. X: "Let's go! What are we waiting for?"
Mr. Y: "Baby Precious is still getting ready. Hey Baby Precious! You almost done?"
Baby Precious (while adjusting his shirt in a mirror): "Hold on a sec!"

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Tandem

Adjective
A substitute for the politically incorrect term, "gay." Also can be used to describe something that is lame, unfortunate, or ridiculous or to replace the phrase, "no homo."

1. Dude! You're lookin' good today. No tandem.

2. You rollerblade to work? That is so tandem.

3. Mr. X: The bartender cut me off cuz I puked all over the pool table.
Mr. Y: That's tandem.

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