Vegan

These people are such pussys they don't eat meat nor eggs or milk because the male ones make milk and eggs while the females have a micro penis.

Jon is a vegan Hitler was a vegan. Don't be like Jon

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Vaping

Vaping is pussy smoking.

Jon Is vaping. Now Jon has no friends not loved ones. Don't be like Jon. Don't smoke at all or, be a functioning member of society and smoke a cigar, cigarette or blunt.

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Bud Light

Shitier watter

John enjoys a nice can of bud light, this is why John is recently divorced.

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Avocado toast

The fucking hippies love their avocado toast.

John loves his avocado toast that's why his wife miscarried.

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Man bun

This is a signal to all around that you are both useless, unimportant and the weakest human being ever.

Jon loves his Man bun. Because of this his girlfriend Zoe left him, all his friends left town and don't talk to him any more, as well as he was disowned by his family. Don't be like Jon cut your hair.

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