DipStick

Something my Italian dad continuously says, thinking it to be an insult when in reality he sounds like a fat bald retard.

That's not how you do it, you DIPSTICK!!!!

PeachShit

Juble beer, on a pub crawl, named peach shit because it is the only decent tasting beer

'Get a peachShit?'
"yes okay, pint of Juble please!'

zoobies

When Im in a retarded goofy mood and refuse to say words with the correct 1st letter, so I change it when I say the word boobies

'My Zoobies have wax hanging of them, like a candle'