Stephen

No one really pronounces Stephen as "Stephen", but more like some random ass person name Steven. The only person I know that is called Stephen is Stephen Curry, but any other Stephen I meet shoots like Ben Simmons and charges into the baskets like a slow Shaq that can never finish. Stephen is that burnt cinnamon roll you'll probably step on in your life because you find that they're really useless (except Stephen curry) that never do well in school and think they're smart every time they beat someone who's better than him in a test.

*stephen bricks a basketball three*
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"

"Yea, good luck on that Steven.