Jwa

Jurassic World Alive, a somewhat popular dinosaur mobile game kinda similar to Pokémon Go, but also a lot different. You collect dinosaur/prehistoric creature dna using drones on a Google Maps map (so you have to walk around to get them), and you unlock said creatures after getting enough dna. You also make hybrids by fusing creature dna. Its pvp meta used to be balanced but now it’s like the most unbalanced shit ever, especially since they added a new rarity (omegas) that screwed up everything

Also the Beelzebufo in the game has funny animations

Who thought adding omegas to jwa was a good idea dawg 😭😭

Ugh

The first song in week 7 of Friday Night Funkin composed by Kawai Sprite

Eh eh eyr eh e a e e e e e eh eh eyr eh ah eh eh eh oo eyr eh UGH

Nokotan

Your deer friend.

Guy 1: Who’s Nokotan?
Guy 2: She is my deerest friend of all.

7👍 1👎

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

EIRGHEIEIREI

The sound a big pig makes. When a giant boar is heard saying EIRGHEIEIREI, you better run. The clock is ticking.

Pig: oink groink
Hog: EIRGHEIEIREI

pecacho

Pikachu, if it was designed by a dyslexic 7 year old

Pecacho died