Doing a Boris

What Boris Johnson has just done while trying to become Prime Minister of the UK.

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all, leaving the house and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing "a Boris".

I just caught Johnny doing a Boris.

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Cuntway

A person who pretends to be your friend but all the while is reporting your conversations back to your rivals.

What Judas Iscariot did was really bad. He's a right Cuntway.