Hell Fart

A Helll Fart is when you fart and your ass explodes and you die.

Me: My brother died yesterday.
Friend: Oh my! How?
Me: He... He... Hell Farted.
Friend: NOOOOOO!

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English Class

The class in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You gotta analyse the shit out of those poems and you gotta learn the shit out of those plays.

Friend 1: Yo I got English class next.

Friend 2: Pahahahahah, good luck mate.

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The Beast

A rather scary character. Usually a father, who screams and swears and abuses everyone.

I'm not going to Keir's house, his dad is the beast.

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