Bandedroid

A DIY medical treatment when you steal a rubber band from your braces and put it in your buttocks to suffocate a hemorrhoid.

Doctor I need another rubber band for my braces I used it as a bandedroid.

Asphymazing

See Baited Breah

With Baited Breath I found asphymazing

Skiller

When you eat so much Skittles that it feels like you want to die because of too much sugar in your throat you know like I tell her

If you would just swallow the Skiller wouldn't kill her.

Baited Breath

When you’re masturbating for auto erotic asphyxiation , and you actually find bait fish in your rod.

Wow, that baited breath was asphymazing.

Plug n Tug

Is that embarrassing moment when the part of your butt plug which is supposed to stay on the outside somehow no longer is on the outside. You now have a full-blown foreign object in your rectum with little remedy to remove it. So now you have to reach in with at least two fingers as deep is required to grab the plug and tug it out of your rectum. Which after the amount of lubricant you used makes it a very slippery process.

I just had to do it it just all of a sudden it was all in there and I just had to man it out and reach in with a few fingers and Plug n Tug on it until it came out.

assornot

When you put your hands down her pants and you cannot tell your finger is in her ass or not

I don’t know I was just didn’t know it all the sudden. I was my finger in there and I didn’t know whether her assornot