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Lauren

Lauren is a beautiful and hilarious girl who is well-liked by her peers. Although she seems super confident and is always surrounded by guys, a Lauren tends not to have kissed a boy despite being aged 17-18. Most Lauren's are attracted to wealthy men like dentists, yet no amount of money will get them anywhere near the tongue.
A Lauren is usually a high school dropout causing her to be ignored. Despite this, most Laurens also tend to have well paid jobs which they absolutely love.
Although a good friend, a Lauren usually has a bad habit of spouting crap all the time. You can never truly believe a word that comes out her beautiful mouth.

Another skill usually possessed by a Lauren is her ability to friendzone guys. This is the cause of many a Lauren's sexual frustrations.

Example 1

Guy :"damn, Lauren is so hot!"
Girl : "yeah, but I heard she is a freak!!"
Guy:" I'm not going near her then"

Example 2

Guy 1 :"what's up?"
Guy 2 :"oh man I just got friendzoned by Lauren"
Guy 1:" that's ok dude, I heard she's never even kissed anyone"

by Leonardotolley654321 January 23, 2014

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