Brad

Generally a brainless and soul-less moron. Often beset by the results of de-motivation and lack of ambition so much so that you can almost always find a 'Brad' with that "I've been robbed" sour puss look on his face. Almost always a sexually disfunctional deviate who prefers younger girls (obviously on account of 'brad's' regressed and alcohol damaged brain).

A 'Brad' also swaps his values from conversation to conversation in an attempt to either please or seem superior to the particular person/group he is speaking to.

His loyalties lie within being "a cool kid" and "having a good time".

PARIS: "Brad, what are you doing? Why are you cradling that wine bladder and straddling that 16 year old girl??? You're 22 and we're in a relationship."

BRAD: "Chill, I'm just just a cool kid looking to have a good time!"

PARIS: "But she's 16, she's still in high school!"

BRAD: "She dropped out last year, we're intellectual contemporaries"

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