Dang it

1) The religious version of swearing.

2) Profanity used by primary and middle schoolers.

3rd grader: “Dang it!”
Other 3rd graders: *GAAAASSP*

E

It seems to be a phrase that Gen Z uses when they don’t know what else to say, especially when they’re thinking of something else but want to let you know they heard you.

Jake: I don’t like Abbie anymore.

Ralph: Why?
Jake: *some long explaination*....and, well, I suppose that’s why, y’know?
Ralph:...E.

Uberaffengeil

This is a German nickname for a penis.

Americans found it, picked it up, shoved it in their pocket, smuggled it out of the country, and then held it up Simba-style to an audience saying, "LET'S USE THIS!"

Somehow it hasn't been terribly widespread yet, though.

Somehow.
Ah, why should it be (or shouldn't be - depends on your perspective)? Because, directly translated, it means 'super monkey horny.'

no Germans were harmed in the making of this definition

Keep your uberaffengeil in yo pants *cue sniggers*

This reminds me of an uberaffengeil *cue more sniggers*

You're an uberaffengeil! *choked laughter*