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Happiest restaurant owned by the happiest man in town
I need a reason to be happy. Letâs go to the AB&G!
What drivers of leased cars suffer from due to mileage restrictions of 10-15 thousand miles per year.
I am stuck with a leased car for three years and this stupid dealership gave me only 12,000 miles per year. Since I have a long commute, it's clear I'll exceed it. This is why I have odometer anxiety!
Stands for College Hill Tavern. A popular place for college students to grab beers whenever they feel like it.
Looks like I will be calling it a night after a long day of studying. But first Iâll grab beers at CHT.
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A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.
NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"
(15 years later)
Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"
Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"
Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
Stands for No Available Batches, which is what it says on Instacart shopper app when it is slow and there are not any batches to accept.
Wow, Instacart is slow today. Nothing but N.A.B. Looks like I wonât make much cash today.
A very musty bad breath or a B.O.
Wow, he smells so bad, he has gorilla breath!
Backyard of a private home near a college occupied by students choosing to live off-campus, but open to general public during parties.
Gotta take a study break. Letâs go to the Boneyard.