rejection letter

A letter from college, graduate school or job suggesting that they don't want you or have no room for you.

Shit. I got a rejection letter in the mail from my top college.

L.F.O.

Stands for “Looking for orders”, which is what it says on DoorDash Dasher app when DoorDash is either just slow in the area, or there are too many drivers with not enough orders.

Why is DoorDash not sending me any orders? Nothing but L.F.O.

Oh that’s right. DoorDash hired too many Dashers in the area

Musical tram

An aerial tram that plays music in the background for passengers. Usually rock music.

Have you ever ridden the aerial tram to the top of the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort? It’s a musical tram! It’s awesome to hear rock music while riding the tram en route to the top!

Disney traffic

Traffic congestion on Interstate 4 and surrounding roads around Orlando due to excessive number of cars traveling to and from Disney World in a short period of time, severely inconveniencing those passing by and not heading to Disney.

Driver: To get from Tampa to Jacksonville, it looks like the best way is to take I-4 east to I-95 north.
Passenger: Hell no. We can't take that way due to Disney traffic. A better solution is to take I-75 north followed by US 301 north where we'll pick I-10 east.

Beek

A college student who skips class

Student A: Where have you been? You were supposed to be in class

Student B: I skipped class. Not that it matters

Student A: Well you’re such a Beek

AB&G

Happiest restaurant owned by the happiest man in town

I need a reason to be happy. Let’s go to the AB&G!

Odometer anxiety

What drivers of leased cars suffer from due to mileage restrictions of 10-15 thousand miles per year.

I am stuck with a leased car for three years and this stupid dealership gave me only 12,000 miles per year. Since I have a long commute, it's clear I'll exceed it. This is why I have odometer anxiety!