God's Penis

A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!

Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.

Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.

Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.

Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!

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