DTJ

acronym stainding for "Don't tell Jen". Used most often in the context of a culinary-oriented conversation, it indicates the desire to not divulge any information regarding a food item to Jen, lest she appropriates and devours it.

hey Tom, I got these incredible cookies from home the other day. DTJ ok?

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ChiMo

child molester, pedofile, person with an unexplained attraction (fetish even) towards toddler toys and appliances

hey Mark, did Serin show you her new toddler table set? dude she is such a ChiMo

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