BJL

Blow Job Lips. A highly desired female/male attribute.

Angelina Jolie has some prime time BJLs.

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Douchetroupe

A group of douches, three or more, that move, behave, drink and act as one big douche. Usually found in clubs, bars and sporting events.

Bar patron 1: "We need to move bars dude. those guys over there are all wearing Tapout tees, white hats and have chinstrap beards."

Bar patron 2: "Yep that's a Douchetroupe in it's natural environment. We don't have a chance if they start ordering shots, yelling at the TV and shouting at women in the bar."

Bar patron 1 and 2 leave

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Eskimo Blow

When there is snow on the ground your girlfriend takes a handful and packs a lightly dense snowball. She then proceeds to put it in her mouth and give her boyfriend a blow job. The sensation is akin to your girlfriend giving you a bj with an ice cube in her mouth only way more intense.

Tim never forgot the time Tiffany gave him an eskimo blow after the blizzard.

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